Once upon a long time ago in a land far far away, yet somehow strangely relevant to current culture and issues, there was a beautiful protagonist. For the sake of this part of the story we shall call “our protagonist” or #OurPro for short. She was the muse for the masses. Among those amused masses was the infamous energy artist Christina Adolphsson and she thought she would journey to her to see what the energy had in store for her right after the first newest moon.
As she set out on her quest she was stopped by the Mitchell Lofts in Deep Ellum to see what appeared to be Kurt Basa doing some physical improvisation with Ashley Bell. Impressed, #OurPro threw down a few coins in the spirit of early street theater. “WHY ARE YOU THROWING THINGS AT US?” shreaked an over-dramatic Audra Hatchett. “Relax” soothed the calming male voice of Halim Jabbour as he picked up a coin to show to Audra. “It’s money!” Gideon Swift swiftly took center stage apologizing for the over-reaction. “She suffers from Post Dramatic Show Disorder. A condition that affects 9 out of 10 street performers over the age of 20“.
Our protagonist (#ourpro) charmed “She doesn’t look a day over 20“. Moved by such a convincing performance Cathy Lynn Crockett, Candy Causey Frazier and Elizabeth Riley triangulated our protagonist as Tim NewKirk offered her a role. She replied “Oh, I wouldn’t know what to say…” only to be cut off by Stephen Adly Guirgis who quickly said “Leave that to me and I will write you the best role imaginable“. Matt Roc Jahnel chimed in “and I will make sure you look amazing“. Jordan Galland said “I will make you a star with street cred”, Melissa Cashion said she would manage the production and Maggie P Adams assured “And I will always have your back“.
Feeling she was properly inspiring their talents she smiled and let them know she must be on her way. She blew them a kiss and they bowed and said this was not a performance but an audition for Tanya Smith Foster and Michael Cain and his twin brother real Michael Cain. She felt the Jib Arm of Bobb Truax capturing the performance on camera and Britt Carver and Jeremy R Inman lending their talents to the crew. Charlcye Christa Bryson explained while they appreciate the inspiration they could not accept her coins for merely an audition.
The beautiful protagonist politely refused the refund and suggested they split the coins with Barb Segal Rosenfeld and C.j. Davis. “Why them?” asked Brandon DeShong and William Hudspeth. “There are so many worthy of your valuable coins”. Just then several shadows began to materialize into the familiar faces of Andrews W Cope, Carol Rice and Brittney Boswell. “Because it’s our Birthday” said Rita Bostic Oden.
#OurPro asked Rita if money was what she wished for for her Birthday wish which led to a cynical debate on whether Birthday Wishes come true between Elian Haan and Wendy Rene’e on Team YES THEY DO and Shannon Marketic and Victoria Lansey on Team WISHES ARE SENTIMENTAL SORCERY. While they had everyone distracted with their powerful points, C.d. Kirven provided a way for our protagonist (#ourpro) to slip out without disturbing the action. There was Mike Lowe in the getaway bug. #OurPro slipped into the VW and off they went jamming to a mix tape made by music connoisseur Jonathan Beckham.
After a quick stop by El Centro Stem they arrived safely back in Deep Ellum at an amazing party at St. Pete’s. Of course it was amazing because it was promoted by Cynthia Long and Lisa Taylor. Meredith Fugate toasted their arrival and went off on some inside jokes about Batman being a sex camel. Kathi Kibbel explained some stuff about how batman camels can store their sex drive in their humps because “Science!” Kathy Brintzenhofe was still mortified at the explanation. Brittany Paige did an installation of Tree Art with some help from Asel Art Supply and Lc Cola was serving some drinks. Zac Ramsey, Jakie Cabe, Daniel Forsythe, Peyton Hayslip and Thomas Surtees McWhorter are performing scenes from their latest project with Dan Nolen Jr and Christie Vela, while Christopher Carlos took notes. Denise Cannizzo was dancing and Kirsten Brandt James was working her magic with Dream Venturini. Special musical guests Josh McGill, Michael James are keeping everybody moving while Justin Martin makes it all sound perfect.
Thom Pain was quick to point out this was HIS Birthday and not to be confused with the 1/2 Birthday of Tim Shane which was a trending topic amongst the guests. Mary Ann Sherman was taking photos while promoting the Say NO to SELFIE movement. The event was catered by Richard Chamberlain although host Steven Doyle told her all about the food and what was best on the menu while Suzanne Chavira told her what was best for her health from a super food perspective. Dustin Hodge saved them a seat right next to the famous George Elwell.
Seated at the table was Alexandra Mauro and Dee Dogger quite enthralled in the festivities. Our protagonist (#ourpro) took a moment to take it all in and listen to all the music as well as all of the simultaneous conversations. She eavesdropped on Jim Kuenzer talking with Dan Glaser about the random improvisation auditions that seem to be popping up everywhere while Evelyn Jones Reed was talking about the nomadic writers wandering the world. CC Stinson was listening intently to Emily Cheek, Jessica Roberts, Jane Willingham and Dallas Black Actors rant about the State of the Arts in North Texas. Lori Claborn was talking about how the clothes make the man to John Wayne Daugherty and Kyle Hancock while Paige Martin Reynolds asked the question of who makes the clothes.
Colleen Coyle was talking about the weather and Mark Shum was wondering “Whether what?” Wesley Williams was leading an online blog about how to network while waiting in line for the restroom at parties with Nina Harp, Lisa Mendoza, Dawn Glover and Harriet Boorhem. Alix Milne was working the other line explaining to Lynn Hale, Carole Anne and Georgia-Marshelle Phillips Viertel why amphibious theater is so important to Water, Earth and Air signs. Regina Cross was also networking their networking into power networking. Jennifer Patton and Jennifer Styers are playing a game of one-upmanship for who is the better Jennifer.
There was a clanking of drinking glasses that was not at all like the breaking of reading glasses or the gnashing of teeth, but a sound that brought the music, performances and Gutterth Live to a smooth stop. The super smooth host Wilbur Penn was on the microphone with Heather Shaw Young to give a powerful and moving introduction to legendary theater teacher Kim Stinson. As Mr. Stinson took the microphone a miracle happened. It might very well be the greatest standing ovation of applause ever. You know how you have to clap if you want a fairy like Tinkerbell to live? Well this applause gave birth to an entire fleet of faeries. (or fairies if you prefer).
As you might imagine, some people freaked out and some where in awe. This was all part of #OurPro’s plan. Just as Santa has to deliver all those gifts on Christmas day, this muse could use some help in granting all those Birthday Wishes. There was at least one fairy for every guest. Some such as Tambry Haagen, Katy Lane and Suzanne Harper had a plethora.
Beth Jenkins explained what a plethora is for those that did not Google it.
Some guests such as Rosa Vasquez wished for everyone to experience joy while others such as Christopher Zielke wished for more wishes. Andi Schlict and Nancy Kay Grossman kept their wishes to themselves as not to jinx them. Tina Ng wished to keep her fairy as a companion. Chad R Jung thought they were gremlins and kept shining bright light on them and Carolyn Lindeman was attempting to shoot them with a water pistol. Some wished to have the lovely life of Lynne Lowder or see the wonderful world of Winona Wenying Yu. Wanda Muston Yauch and Nancy Lamb asked to save their wishes for later.
Three of the fairies, Kimberly Powell, Jody Rudman and Molly Davis Nedley conspired in the corner to form the Cool Capricorn Club. However by the power of three they were able to open a portal to the Sassy Sagittarius Supper from the previous year and bring 3 fairies from the past to the party. Katherine Bower, Nevada Nicole and Janna Zepp crossed over and joined Kim, Jody and Molly to form the Wish Squad. This will be important later for the prophecy which Karen Bower Robinson warned everyone of. There will be a test.
Chris Widomski and David Willingham started the music again and the party began to pick back up and everyone was granted their wishes including Marisa Diotalevi made her debut.
It is important for you to understand where everybody is, who they are and what they want. This will all come into play at some point. As #OurPro was preparing to continue her journey, she did the rounds at the party to let people know she was leaving and make sure nobody was left out. Molly Moroney said she had no idea that these parties were so much fun but Heath Billups assured her they are and she should always come when invited.
It did get a bit confusing when some guests such as Caroline Whitton Yellott and Tanasha Friar cloned themselves into Carolines’s Country Living and Tanasha Nicole. However this way they were able to thank everyone for coming. Angela Allen helped #OurPro to the spotlight and Nancy Smith Munger got her a microphone.
“Happy Birthday!” wished #ourpro most sincerely as she mysteriously made her exit. “How does she doe that?” asked Martha Russell Tiller. “Where is she?” asked David DeRocha. “Who is she?” questioned Chad Halbrook.
I have a feeling this is just the beginning said Genesis Alana.
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